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Smunch is a classy Glub who frequents coffee shops to write their Substack thinkpieces on cutlery as it relates to 21st-century cultural decline and other such nonsense. Despite all that, they’re fiercely loyal, deeply involved in the MLP fandom community, and deathly allergic to shellfish.
Meepis thinks vertical stripes have a slimming effect. They are very fashion-forward and yet have some more work to do breaking down the toxic beauty standards of the early to mid-2000s. You can keep up with Meepis’s near real-time stream of consciousness on their blog entitled “Meepis Shmeepis: an exploration of postmodern Gleepis”
Flingo was top of their class at Glubtown Glubiversity with a major in shenanigans and a minor in tomfoolery. And yet, they know how to throw down on the grill and crank Lynyrd Skynyrd while they overwater their lawn. Flingo can spend a Friday night being the light beer champion of the northern mid south-east and a Monday morning being Indeed.coms most eligible bachelor. The true duality of Glub.
Contrary to popular belief, Plarb was not responsible for the 2008 financial crisis. They were somewhere else doing other things with a guy you don’t know. Stop asking questions. Plarb loves casual Fridays, drinks with umbrellas in them, themed restaurants, Super Bowl halftime shows, and wu wei, one of the guiding principles of Taoism.
Grust sprouted from the ground like a vegetable, and even to this day, they sympathize heavily with the veggie. They’ve been known to overturn an entrée and have even been rumored to be the reason for the discontinuation of the Burger King salad bar. Other than their support for the greens, their hobbies include: horse diving, discord moderation, and friend of the bees.